Smexybooks and FictionVixen Have Taken Over Smokin’ Hot Books
Smexy and FV(Sophia):
As many of you know our good friend KC recently made the world a better place by giving birth to the adorable future alpha male Aidan the Fierce. Since she’s up to her ears in diapers, binkies and laundry we thought we’d take advantage of her distracted state and snoop around…err I mean stop by Smokin’ Hot Books and lend a helping hand. So we crawled through the window, (she wouldn’t answer the door) and got busy doing the dishes, tidying up, and packing up all her smut. Stuff like that. While we were here we thought we’d drop a Top List on her as well. Here we go.
Top 10 Ways Romance Alpha Heroes Are Like Newborn Babies
10. They both get really cranky if you don’t feed them. They also enjoy a nice burp afterwards.
9. They both have a real fondness for nipples.
8.They both have really nasty tempers. A little pat on the butt always helps.
7. They both have a tendency to wake you up at all hours of the night.
6. They both will throw a fit if they can’t snuggle on demand.
5. They both excrete a pungent scent – dark and spicy or is that a diaper?
4. They both can rock the baldie look. Hard.
3.They both appreciate a nice sponge bath.
2. They both are selfish, overbearing, bossy and loud. But we love them anyway.
1. They both have a way of making you fall head over heals in love at first sight.
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