Smokinhotbooks Reveals Their Guilty Pleasure Books Part I
31 Aug, 2010 in Erotic Romance, Random Funny 19 Comments
Guilty Pleasure Books: Books that make you turn red in the face if you’re asked what are you reading. Often they have interesting titles like “Deep Penetration’ Or Sammy and Her Two Boys etc.
I confess I read sci-fi smut. I even read really naughty, I wouldnevertellmymotherinathousandyears type of smut. My guilty pleasure books tend to involve futuristic settings where women are abducted by aliens and have to breed with multiple dudes (with built in French ticklers) just to ‘survive’. No one could say I would be guilty of being a cliche.
My current guilty pleasure books are Kaitlyn O’ Connor’s steamy sci-fi ebooks. I stumbled across this author many moons ago and have anxiously been awaiting another Enslaved III or Breeders V. This author had me at built-in French ticklers wee-wees. Now, in my defense these books actually are very well written with extensive world building and a dash o sweet naughty goodness. I don’t know what it is about kidnap fantasy erotica’s that take place on every planet other than Earth that get me, but it does every time. Every time I finish a book by this author I immediately online stalk Amazon to see when the next her next release will be coming.
KC and K-Khan confess to reading the below guilty pleasure books and we are not ashamed!
Think if the HBO series OZ was set on another planet but instead of the prisoners doing each other the winner gets to ‘keep’ the main heroine for sexy time. She also gets to keep two guys instead of one. Hello, can anyway say spoiled much. Jeez save some hot alphas for the rest of us. I also love that my inner feminist goes into deep hibernation whenever I read this story and couldn’t be happier. Nothing says ‘honey I’m the one for you’ as when a crowd full of men fight to the death just to have a chance at sexy time with you. Men on the Earth plane have it so easy. All they have to do is throw a couple of Abe Lincoln’s (that’s $5 to our overseas friends), on some flowers and buy the cheapest box of chocolates Walgreens has to offer. Somehow I think I’ll have a hard time convincing Mr. Smokin to randomly select 5 strangers to fight in a gladiator game in order to win the prize of me. This request would probably have higher odds if I broke anniversary lingerie and love dice just to sweet the pot.
PS For some strange reason my inner feminist goes into deep hibernation when I read this story.
Dr. Rhea Landon knew shed been thrown into Phobos Prison to die. The most notorious prison in the solar system and one from which there was no escape, Phobos Prison housed the most dangerous predators in the solar systemand the few who survived more than a year were the worst of the worst.
Dragged into the arena where the warden held gladiator games for the entertainment of the staff and inmates, she was stripped naked and chained to a postoffered up as a prize to the winnerthe meanest brute among them.
When the dust settled, the iceman, John Raathe, was the last man standing.
This is the book where the Aliens have built-in French tickler wee-wees.
By the time the scientific expedition from Earth reaches Nardyl, they find devastation instead of the advanced civilization they had expected-a world where the survivors now live, or die, by the sword. Tessa becomes the spoils of war-the female taken captive by the strongest male. From the moment she sees them, Tessa is certain this race of beings has visited Earth in the distant past. Not only do they bear an unnerving resemblance to ancient man-s concept of evil in fleshly form-Satan-but Lucien possesses the power to bend her completely to his will and -possess- her with the carnal pleasure only he can give her-or withhold from her.
I read this one at least once a year. I love the setting – the main heroine is abducted by Alien traders that look like Kuppa to be used as slave labor like another alien race the Hirachi. This lucky gal also gets two dudes.
Bri’s uncertain of whether she finds it more unnerving or thrilling that Kole, a warrior well over six feet in height and built like the hulk, watches her with hungry, covetous eyes, until the slavers who captured her toss her into his habitat with him for breeding. Then she knows it’s both, but it’s even more unsettling to find herself the object of desire of two six and a half foot males-particularly since Kole and Dansk seem perfectly willing fight to the death to settle which of them gets to breed her. Rating: Contains graphic sex, graphic language, graphic violence.
My all time favorite guilty pleasure book from this author is….
Pssst there is an honest to got Liger in this one!
Dr. Alexis Conyers is amoung the scientists sent from the near future tom find a new home for mankind, but once her and crewmembers erect the Portal, none of the colonists their expecting arrive. When they decide to use the Portal to return to earth they discover that nearly a thousand year have passed and the world they return to as changed drastically. Mankind, except for a small enclave, has feld the Earth and humans are dispised by those abandoned – the beast folk.
It’s a Liger-man, Torin who rescues her form the Bear Clan, but although he knows she belongs with her own kind, he doesn’t really want to let her go and Alexis find herself toen between her love for three very different men – Lord Torin of the Lion Clan, Lord Joel of the human clan, and William Long, Joel’s second in command – all Alpha males determined to claim her for themselves – - when she dosen’t want to be ‘owned’.
Rating: Carnal Adult situations, adult language, graphic violence, multiple sexual partners, menage a trios.
Confess! What are your guilty pleasure books? We promise not to ‘out’ you on Facebook.
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The longer I ‘know’ you two the more vanilla I feel. LOLOLOL
LOL when you say smut, you MEAN smut! I like naughty and dirty but this is just too much for me.
I have no guilty pleasure books as I refuse to feel “guilty” about anything I read and feel the same about all I read, smut or no smut…dirty naughty or not
I don’t feel an ounce of guilt (hubby knows he reaps the benefits of the smut I love to read) and I just wanted to say I enjoyed this post. :>]
~Lindy
Good Lord *fanning myself*I <3 you to.
@Fiction Vixen you are so not vanilla, Ms. Fun Sub.
@Pearl The blurbs makes these books sound smuttier than they are, honest *innocent smile*
@Lindy my husband refers to these as my sci-fi sex books.
@Tori wait till you read ‘em you’ll have to buy a turbo fan to cool you off.
Kaitlyn O’Connor is one the authors whose work I glommed onto when I first started reading ebooks. I think she’s a fantastic author – her world building is incredible and well-delivered. One of my other faves is Madelaine Montague – give her work a try – you won’t be disappointed.
@Anna adding Madelaine Montague to my ‘better read it list’. I love Kaitlyn O’Connor’s world building.
Hmm… this may be on my list of guilty pleasures. I do have some naughty books coming up in my tbr, so perhaps those may be “this” type of guilty pleasure. Otherwise, my guilty pleasures might be too vanilla (not you FV). Um… Chapter 32?
Most guilty pleasure I’m not feeling guilty about I could think of…
@Melissa I could read chapter 32 over and over again. Hell, I probably re-read that book at least twice a year so I can relive Chap 32.
I can’t believe I haven’t heard of this author before. *makes a mental note to buy her books* My guilty pleasures are the YA books that I read-especially the dystopian ones.
OOhhhhhhh guilty pleasures…… You sure you are ready for my few…
Joey W Hill, Lissa Matthews, Gina Gordon, Amanda McIntyre, Hunter… more to come later, lmbo =)
@Colette I can’t remember how I stumbled across this author…I think it was at Borders when they used to sell books from small publishing companies like Ellora’s Cave, New Concept Publishing etc.
@Cecile I need to read Joey W Hill I keep forgetting.
Cherise Sinclair – her Masters of Shadowlands series is probably my guiltiest pleasure.
I want a french tickler wee wee!
@Mandi Ditto!
@JenM I’ll check it out! Thanks.
I LOVE Kaitlyn O’Connor. Mandy Roth and Kaitlyn were my first authors went I discovered naughty ebooks. They hold a special place in my pervy heart.
*when I discovered……
Oops!
@Tiah These books are totally naughty and my inner pervy girl loves it! I believe someone told me Kaitlyn has some new releases coming this Dec —> woo and hoo!
Alright, I’m gonna give these a shot….not too sure about aliens tho (I usually run away screaming when aliens are on tv). Right now my only guilty pleasure books I’ve read are the Joey Hill books and some of Laurell Hamilton’s
So glad I found your site!