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Smokinhotbooks Confesses…

in Male Male Romance 56 Comments

…. to Buying Pron

I did it. I bought pirate gay pron….in HARDBACK. I told hubs it was ‘graphic art’ and that he should never, ever, go near it. Of course he plucked it out of my hands and flipped through it – the expression on his face  was *priceless*

Black Wade The Wild Side of Love is a breathtaking showcase of graphic art *says with straight face*.   I enjoyed the story of Lieutenant Wilkins and the sexy Pirate Wade (one might even say a little too much).   The love scenes are erotic, explicit, and just plain gorgeous. I think my only ho-hum was the rape scene, but even in its violence  the art work was beautiful and stunning.

If there is one thing you need to cross off on your Bucket List, it is buying a copy of Black Wade the Wild Side of Love ‘nough side.

P.S. Where on earth am I going to put this? For godsakes my parents come over and visit, Papa Smokin’ is notorious for finding things he shouldn’t.

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56 Comments

  1. Priceless huh, lmbo!!!! That should have been caught on camera!! Would love to have seen Mr. Smokin’s face!!!!
    Girl you rock!!!

    Hope you have a great day!

  2. Lovely! The graphic art is beautiful! And you have a nice pair of brass balls my dear for purchasing, reading and blogging about this! :)

  3. @Cecile I believe Mr. Smokin’ face was like this *mouth gapes open in shock* I think he thought it was *only* a pirate story…

    @Jess *shows off her shiny brass balls* I do don’t I ;)

  4. Lol, I wish I could have seen his face

  5. @blodeuedd God, if only I had a camera on me at the time.

  6. Hee hee, they made bubbles………

  7. *raises hand* Me Me Me, I want to buy this kind of pron too!!!

  8. B – they made bubbles…LMAO!!!

    This is a goodie I hear….

  9. I’m grinning and shaking my head and wondering if I live in a cave for never even considering that there might be male graphic art porn out there. My hat’s off to you, KC, for finding it. Now dissolving in fits of hysteria before heading to Amazon to see if I can order. Purely for research, of course.

  10. HAHAHA KC i think you’ve out grew your vanilla status and even surpassed me! Pirate pr0n with pictures!…DAYUM! Purely for research purposes i want this book, cause im all about the pirates. Arrrrrr!

  11. Okay, this is a hawt mess! But I am still looking!!!!!!! Now, where can I get this?

  12. I don’t really care for graphic novels but wow! I think I’d look through this one and giggle while I point at the nekkid pics :)

  13. WOW!!! I’m speechless. Kc, you keep raising the bar on me. I’m not sure I’m worthy of gay pirate pron.

  14. Hehe..man you are introducing me to things I didn’t know existed.. now I must go out and get my own sexy artwork.. I love the air bubbles btw..where could they be coming from.. maybe the pirate is so hot he’s making the water boil ;)

  15. Just when I thought you couldn’t top yourself after the waxing tweezer issue, this is the FIRST thing I see while having my morning coffee. I love you KC, you make me pee.

  16. K-Khan (The Other Half of Smokinhotbooks)

    I like the fact that KC spent time fuzzing out the naughty schlongs so it would be ‘tasteful’. I opted for the fig leaf, but got outvoted. Now all we need is for someone in the family to see this and do an ‘intervention’, we live in fear, abject fear. I have a speech all prepared, if this is wrong I don’t want to be right.

  17. K-Khan (The Other Half of Smokinhotbooks)

    @ KC, I can’t wait to wave this in front of Mr. K, his face goes white and he’s makes sicky noises.

  18. So many wees hanging out in beautiful detail. Loved this book!

    Wade likes to snuggle also. ;)

  19. How did you blur out the wienies? Well done! I just don’t think I can read/look at graphic novel pirate pron! I might separate a rib ROTFLMAO! You’re a brave woman. Greetings to Papa Smokin’. Stick the book under a bed like my husband used to do his Playboys when he was a teen! Yeah, like his mother never found them!

  20. @The Queen B oh they made more than bubbles ;)

    @Kris who do you think recommended this book to me *narrows eyes at Kris*

    @Leontine do it! It is so pretty!

    @Mandi this is a good book to read…on a Sunday…when a certain dude named Sammy has a show scheduled on the Net.

    @Stephanie Julian research, yeah bought this for research *eyes widen innocently*

    @Claire I keep walking around with Blake Wade clutched to my chest. Mr. Smokin’ is going to have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

    @Diva’s Bookcase Amazon! Amazon in previous months had run out of copies, so glad to see there are more. Get it while it’s hawt baybee. I provided a Amazon link at the end of the post.

    @Patti I’m the same way, but the art is just amazing *coughs*

    @tori aka ggs_closet I’ll hold your hand. It’ll be fun come on….*peer pressures Tori*

    @Heather just like a little black dress, a girl needs at least one copy of gay pirate pron.

    @Nat *puffs chest out proudly* I make Nat pee people *raises hand in victory*

    @ K-Khan I keep waiting for our father to find this book at Christmas, you’ll hold my hand when he pulls me into the den for a ‘talk’ right?

    @katiebabs I have you and Kris to thank for turning me onto gay pirate pron. I love you guys!

    @Julia Rachel Barrett Adobe photoshop blur tool. I wanted ya’ll to see this while you were working ;) I may change it back after hours…

    I will buy a special pillow and hide it there, yeah, that works!

  21. Black Wade has a domino effect going on. First read from Kris, who read from Sarah at On the Roof, where I read it from Kris and then continues to spread!

    I want a Black Wade sequel.

  22. @katiebabs Yes! Where they make sweet man love on the beach *doodles scenes on legal pad*
    I’ll have to ask Sarah if there are more *graphic* novels like Wade.

  23. LMAO!!
    Oh you are too funny and I really wish you had a camera handy to take a photo of your hubby’s face! I am totally laughing out loud at that one.
    I would like to check out some of these, but I have a hard enough time hiding the erotic sex novels from the ankle biters- they don’t need graphic pictures!

    :)

    MsM

  24. Some how I can’t see my local library having I copy… I may have to look more closely at this! *blushes*

  25. @Elizabeth Jules Mason I didn’t even think of my future unborn kids, where on earth will I put BW…? That’s it, I’m buying a locked safe to put my dirty pirate novels in

    @Minx such a shame local libraries don’t have a section dedicated to pirate pron ;)

  26. I love how you blurred out the wieners. There’s just something about a blurry wiener on a gay comic pirate that does it for me. :)

  27. I just found this book on Book Depo…19 euro’s o-O Crap girl, do you know what kind of dent that will make in my book budget. Yes/No…Yes/No…bites lip…will I/ Wont I…

    *makes squirmy face*

    * lookes again at the pictures*

    *click*

    I’m weak, very weak…and just bought my first pron ;)

  28. LMAO Leontine!!!

  29. @Leontine think of it as an ‘investment’ to your art collection.

    Woo and Hoo Leontine just bought her first pirate pron, give her a hand people!

    @Fiction Vixen I couldn’t show all the goodies, then people wouldn’t buy it. Just like my Mom says ‘why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free’.

  30. Oh my! I’m tempted to buy this just to see how my hubby will react plus I <3 pirates. I was reading your post when my doorbell rang. I don’t think I’ve ever minimized a window that fast ;) LOL

  31. Me wants dirty pirates pr0n! :) Without the blurred out wienies ;)
    I’m so happy Leontine bought BW and just offered me at Twitter to send her copy after she read it! Yay!!
    *which reminds me to interrogate Kris about the yaoi book she arranged to come my way, it’s taking mighty long*

  32. @Christie LMAO!! As I was writing this post ie Google image-ing photos, hubs just *had* to walk by. I didn’t even have a chance to minimize.

    @Janna (ErotRomReader) you won’t want to give BW back to Leontine you’ll be doing this *clutches BW to chest and squishes her boobies*

  33. I love the blurred images. LOL I wish I could have seen your hubs face! That HAD to be priceless!

    I might have to get this when my snotty extended family shows up w/o an invite. Hide it so they would be sure to find it! LOL Oh, and I’d have to get hidden cameras for the reaction. :) Pirates! Who wouldn’t love pirates? ;)

  34. I have an idea of what hubs’ face looked like cause mine was sitting right here when I said “I have been waiting all day to see what gay pirate porn looks like!” Though honestly, we went from lamebook.com to this, and I think lamebook is more distrubing hands down! Way to make me feel like prude KC!! LOL

  35. @Melissa You should give it to your extended snotty family to read when they come down to visit. But this plan might backfire because deep down inside us all, we long for naughty nekkid pirate pics.

    @Kindlelicious what is the lamebook site? Is it naughty…?

  36. LOL!
    @Leontine: Be warned, hon ;)

  37. I’m so glad you enjoyed it. It is sexy, hot and I do hope those to do more!! My inner nerd liked the fact that it’s in hardcover and I imagine in years to come a bit of a treasure. (I am such a bibliophile!)

  38. Ack, I meant to write *those two*. :)

  39. jaymzangel

    *howls laughing* OMG KC, you are too friggin’ funny! well done on your 1st gay pirate prOn, you have spanked your vanilla into oblivion. the look on Mr Smokin’s face must have been worth a million bucks =D

  40. @Sarah I’d like Black Wade II the underwater version. Where BW and his boy toy swim nekkid.

    @jaymzangel I feel…..liberated!

  41. So, umm….it’s my birthday this month and um…..nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY like gay pirate prOn in pretty pictures. *looks innocent*

  42. OMG… PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEE let me borrow this!!

  43. @twimom227 I can’t part with it *clutches BW to bubbies* I even sleep with it under my pillow.

    @The Queen B *snort* innocent my arse.

  44. I think you might need to change the title of this post to ‘in which KC convinces the world that pirate pron is good’. Insta-converts everywhere. LOL.

  45. Black Wade y have a teeny bit of influence in my pirate romance I’m writing ;)

  46. I’d love to buy it! Or win it! But… FH would NOT like me having it. Unfortunately, he doesn’t much care for m/m (or me reading it). Sigh.

  47. @Kris *evil laugh* it was all part of my plan.

    @katiebabs Gasp, I need to read it.

    @Mama Kitty I can understand FH or hubs not wanting to ‘read’ m/m but what do they care if you read it? You’ll get good ideas….trust me ;)

  48. Ferishia

    Awetastic bit o’man luving, am I right? I lick..err look at quiet frequently. lol

  49. Yes, K.C. I believe you are right. I might lose it if I give it to them. That’s why I’d have to hide it. Then they would leave it where it was and then discuss it obsessively. ;)

  50. Usually I don’t read other people’s comments, but I miss being on twitter so badly, that was like a nice trip. Pretty sure there is no way I could get the hubs to go for this. I remember flipping over the cover to “The Tin Star” by J.L. Langley so my hubs would not notice there were two men on the cover. That was the night he walked in and caught me stirring the stove instead of the dinner in the pot and asked what I was reading. I came up with the brilliant reply “Cowboy book” and flashed (really quick like a bunny) him the cover. No way I could hide that. The m/m would flip him out.

  51. *gasp* Lily! Where have you been? We missed you, girl!

  52. I am still afoot. I have a new blog website now
    http://liliumsrealm2.blogspot.com
    So you can check me out there. Hubs hated the twitter had a small nuclear meltdown over it, I deleted everything. Hid for two months and then came back to blogging. I dont know if I will ever return to twitter though. I miss you all! I can not get that heifer Mamakitty to talk back to me, so much for EPIC love. *psh* So hit me on my blog or email any time you want. My new email is : neversleeping403@gmail.com

  53. Oh God this review is STILL making me giggle! I need to just buy the damn thing instead of looking at your graphics repeatedly that you’ve blurred the goods out on.
    And I think you finally found a place to put it ;P

  54. @SpazP I shall create a shrine in my living room and put pin spot lighting for my Black Wade copy.