We apologize; Smokinhotbooks is recovering from a weekend of debauchery and nastiness, otherwise known as K-Khan’s bachelorette party. Since pictures would be far too incriminating, we thought we’d share our top five moments.
1.KC. purchased a faux fur covered jock–strap for Mr. Smokinhot and proceeds to drop the aforementioned jock strap on the ground. Enter hunky bouncer who picks up the naughty article of clothing and hands it to KC. All who are within viewing distance are laughing uproariously wondering just what type of Conan The Barbarian sex games KC will be playing with Mr. Smokinhot.
2.K-Khan has to complete a task from one of her ‘scratch and dare’ cards only she has to go up to a random group of guys and ask their sexual advice for her marriage. K-Khan has had one too many vodka and cranberry’s and proceeds to make an invisible check-mark with her hand while saying ‘got that covered’ when told that her marriage will be a success if she does a certain action that rhymes will wallow.
3. Renting a music taxi and KC singing Crazy by Patsi Cline horribly off key, only to have the cab driver chime in during the crescendo. Oh, and microphone and party lights are included with our ride.
4. Having one member of the bachelorette party (single of course), do the ‘ride of shame’ on the bus in the morning, only to have a family of four notice that on her coat she has a button that says “Bridal Party” and flashes red when touched. Mr. Nice Family Man, replies…”got separated from the pack” with a wink and a grin. KC and K-Khan laugh uproariously when they hear this.
5. And finally…K-Khan is asked by a very nice man (who is also married) if he can buy her a shot to celebrate. K-Khan proceeds to yell, I want a “lick my…(think bad word for lady parts).
Photos not provided to salvage KC and K-Khan’s future as the next President of the United States (hey it could happen).
Any crazy bachelorette memories you’d like to share? I promise not to tell your parents.
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LMFAO like you two would have done it any other way! Congrats K (thanks for makin me snort coffee) & K.C. for all the harrassment you give me on Country men…you go and buy that fur coverage creepy thing. Hmm…lol
I think, KC must have been watching wayyyyy too many Conan movies. We’re trying to convince her hubs to pose for a pic. So far, no such luck.
Okay, I am seeking medical help right now.. lmbo… my side is killing me, my jaw is locked in this laughing face that resembles some of the lolcats I see posted online and my bladder can not control the amount of coffee I have consumed this morning… I am soooooooo glad that you girls had an absolute blast!!!!!!!!!!
Come on Mr. Smokin, I know secretly you want to pose for us…. You would look very – SMOKIN in it!! **said with fits of giggles** Seriously, you would!!!
I am laughing so hard here that hubby is wondering what i am reading
Thanks for sharing these moment, I luuurved them! My bachelorette-party memory…here goes.
Take on colleague who is getting married. 15 female colleagues between the age of 21 and 40. One erotic dinner and various erotic games. Not only does the bride-to-be need to perform task there was also one task for the youngest woman in the group. As it turned out, ME. I had a hunky, hunk, all abs, black pants, tanned skin come over to me. Stepped in front of me and sat on the table, his fly open and a bread roll in the shape of a certain man part in it. I had to get the said man-part bread roll out of his fly…without my hands. I looked up, he looked down, I grinned, he grinned back, I blushed a bit when we both looked at man-part bread. I placed my hands on his very muscular thighs, I surged forward slowly, put mouth on man-part bread and wiggled it to get it free. Heart thumped in chest but after a minute or two it got lose…he had black briefs on, that much I glimpsed. He winked, stepped behind me and whispered in my ear to enjoy the bread
* ffeewww my body temperature increased a few degrees, that was for sure*
I got a roaring applause from colleagues and bride-to-be was exhilarated she wasn’t the one performing the task.
My cousin won’t mind me sharing…during my bachelorette party, she (single at the time) uhm had a party of her own with the stripper in the bathroom. Of my future sister-in-laws HOUSE which was where the party took place. How’s that for awesome?
Oh please K, get Mr. KC in those suckers for a picture…tell him its his wedding gift to you! LOL
Oh Leontine… I knew you were the Queen of Hussy!!!! You go girl!!!
@Natasha (WLP) what? *innocent face* am I the only one that likes a man with fur…down there?
P.S. one day when Mr. KC least suspects I will have camera ready when he puts on the fur awesomeness.
@K-Khan hubs won’t even take the jock strap out of my suitcase
I did get him to model if for me for 3 seconds *evil laugh* victory is mine!!!
@Leontine you win that was effing hot! Park City didn’t have “that kind of bread”
@Mar No way! I’m kind of in awe over here.
ROFLMAO!! sounds like a fab weekend
LOL to the ride of shame & a big old ‘you go, Girl!’ to Leontine for getting that bread! *high five*
What can i say…we were in Amsterdam, sin city of the Netherlands and the man-candy was walking around like it was the female garden of eden. It was an erotic dinner and a very popular bachelorette might to organize
What the bride-to-be loved was she had to perform many tasks but that the others also had to performs tasks. A colleague of me at the time “won” the game to have her back rubbed by such man-candy 
Anyway…no such bread at Park City huh…not even the man-candy walking around?? Whenever you would visit the Netherlands we’re going all naughty in sin city!!
@jaymzangel although this B-party was a bit tamer than mine (hello mine was in Vegas) we were still able to get it in enough naughtiness. Seriously Leontine’s bread story turned me on.
@Leontine I want to go to the Netherlands….for the bread of course
Your post made me snort at my desk! Sounds like an awesome time! Congrats K-Khan! For my bachelorette my man of honor took me to a tranny show – it was awesome and I got to get a lap dance from one of the lovely ladies ;D
OMG!! LMFAO!! You’ve just made a happy Friday morning even better!!
It sounds like you all had a marvellous time. *grins*
The most fun I had was on my cousin’s hen party. It involved plastic penis straws being smuggled into the Chinese restaurant where we started off our evening. Then after the wine was consumed, penis straws started to mysteriously fly across the tables – which resulted in a telling off by the staff. Then afterwards, the real fun started. Truth and dare games, where I picked a card and had to go up to a strange male and rub myself across his chest. Thank gosh for vodka courage. Then it resulted in going to a club where we did a Shrek, which resulted in all of the top drinks in the bar being concocted into one drink.
This is where things got rowdy when a pervy man in an attempt to touch my boob, tried to make out he was grabbing my saucy name tag, which then resulted in my cousin bringing her wrath down upon the man in a most amusing, but frighting manner. What a night.
@Heather no way?! I would have loved to have gone to a tranny show.
@Tracy ::preens::
@Lou penis straws, creepy guys touching your boobies, chinese food…sounds like fun
P.S. K-Khan bought penis headbands she made me wear it for the entire weekend!
oooh i love walk of shame stories…if only to make me feel better about my own awkward times. i was so glad when ballet flats became popular again, they go much better with borrowed-sweat pants than heels.
anyhow, at my bachelorette party last year we went to a dueling piano bar in NYC and my girlfriends made one of the piano players make up a song about my and hubby’s “bedroom” life, all about our first time, the time we were caught, the noises, ugh, they made him sing about EVERYTHING! i almost didn’t make it to the wedding since i was *dying of embarassment*!!!
LOL! This is too funny!
I have some sweet memories of bachelorette parties of girlfriends in Amsterdam too and Leontine’s story reminded me of them (Dang, I know how Dutch bread taste like, but I’ve never eaten it so hot!!).
If you ever come to the Netherlands I would love to be part of the girls night out in Amsterdam
@Lusty Reader God if only ballet flats were in 6 yrs ago. Do you know how embarrassing it is to do the walk of shame in borrowed boxer shorts and heels? How fun I love dueling piano bars and yes the bawdy songs are my fav.
@Janna I need to plan a trip to Amsterdam – I want hot dudes to proposition me via bread basket!
That sounds like such a fun time!!!! Great memories…at least what you can remember
I ended up with sitting on a prickly bush late, late at night during my bachelorette party..my bum has never been the same.
oh, and I forgot where I lived. poor limo driver.
@Mandi *wince* poor Smexy’s bum. BTW limo drivers are weird…our driver ended up “oversharing” that he went on a 3 day coke binge after his ex dumped him. Awkward…
*jumping up and down* You should, you should!
Btw: are you reading Catch Me if You Can?! *gasp* How?! When?! Did you get an ARC? I’m so jealous
LMAO!!!! OMG, the “got separated from the pack?” comment had me squirting soda out my nose! Damn, you girls know how to have a good time!!!
I’m totally being serious here, but I’ve never been to “that kind” of bachelorette party. For real, I’m not kidding and I’m also not saying that just because I’m too embarassed to tell a story either. My life is quite mundane.
Glad that you’re all alive!
Hugs, VFG
@Janna Yes Amsterdam here I come! We got an ARC of Catch Me If You Can to review…s’ good very funny like Gobsmack and Cover Me.
@VFG I don’t care if you are married or not we need to throw you one of “those bachelorette parties”. I think Leontine has me beat with the bread basket
I’m so in on that idea and I don’t care that my husband would have a corinary!!
@VFG husbands shushbands *waves hand* you need this!
LMAO. You two are holy terrors. *g*
Have to say that I’m amazed that you got Mr Smokinhot to even try that jockstrap on for even a second. Looks like some weird animal has attached itself to a cock.
I’m trying to convince our friends to have a bachelorette party every year and we all take turns being the ‘bride’. I don’t care if no one is getting married. We all need to ‘shout it out’ as a friend of mine used to say and we have to get our money’s worth with those golden, sparkly, penis antlers that we bought for K.C. b-party three years ago. Oh, and ‘big red” (that’s the gigantic plastic penis cup that she had to carry around…made all the bartenders put her drink of choice in it).
F’ Mardi Gras….when you have men handing you beads at the bar!! Thanks Mr. Shares too much about his marriage and sexual problems…we won’t forget you! (apparently he’s on medication to make his mr. happy not be so happy so soon). KC had the pleasure of being his confidant for the night, while I was pulled away by an older woman who told me her much older bf wanted to f’ me. Apparently, this called for a bow…and a thank you from me. Hope I wasn’t flashing those control top panty hose too much.
@Kris did I mention there is also a furry tail? Really all I want out of life is for hubs to wear *points at blog pic* and crawl around on all fours singing “hungry like the wolf” – is that too much to ask?
Sounds like the party was an absolute success! Ya’ll are a bunch of crazy fun lovin’ ladies, I wish I could’ve been there. Seriously! I’ve never been to a “fun” bachelorette party like yours.
BTW, love the furry jockstrap! Even better it comes with a tail.
@KC: “is that too much to ask?”
*cough* Of course not. *cough*
Perhaps if you mentioned the associated collar and leash he might be more interested??
@Donna I had the furry tail “one” in my hands but put it back. I just couldn’t do that to hubs. I think fur in the front is enough for him
@Kris *tilts head* hookay I will do that. There isn’t harm in asking right?
@KC: *nod nod* Right.
This was a great post. I think I’m coming there to help you celebrate your next event. What great bunch of gals!
Good gracious. I could never even imagine such an unseemly celebration.
*lightning hits laptop*
frrrrzzzzzzzzztttt
This post just made my day, LMAO!!! Sounds like you had a great time!
I’m frickin’ jealous I didn’t get to join in! LOL
@Ferishia next time hon