Oh, it’s that time of year again; where every girl’s competitive romantic instincts go haywire. Our brains fog over with the intense need to let it be known to the world that someone out there love’s you enough to send you flowers, just so you can have the chance to parade them about and look pityingly at those who’s desk’s are naked. As a person who once highly contemplated sending flowers to herself just to be able to participate in the aforementioned ‘rose-parade’, suddenly I  had a great idea! Why did the dreaded V-Day have to be a painful pity-party for one? Boo hoo. I don’t have flowers and a tiffany bracelet! The world is coming to an end!  So, for all of you out there with No plan’s for Valentine’s Day, come join us in making a complete fool of yourself all in the name of fun!

Disclaimer: smokinhotbooks cannot be held liable for any of the following events: possible love matches and or love-sick stalkers,  arrests following the charge of lewd and/or lascivious behavior, or any incidents of a coyote ugly attack.

For Our Singles

1. Feeling adventurous. Go up to a perfect stranger and offer them a kiss! Tell them Happy Valentine’s Day and hand them a Hershey’s Kiss. For those feeling much braver a kiss on the cheek. (probably might want to ask their permission first, don’t want to be charged with sexual assault).  Should you be in a bar, lay a big smacker on someone whom you probably would not have been attracted to. Give Mr. Not so Right a chance!
2. Going out for a night on the town with your close girlfriends? Purchase enough candy necklaces for all your friends and when you get to the bar ask various strangers to eat a few pieces. Warning: this could lead to potential groping, kissing, necking and other acts.
3. With Mardi Gras being right around the corner, dress yourself up in beads and ask the guy’s the lift their shirts for a necklace. For  our male readers, (if we have any this might be a problem…but if a girl is willing to do it…I say go for it!)
4. Not feeling the bar vibe, then make a date for yourself at the nearest spa.

For Our Couples

1. For those who are in a relationship, create a scavenger hunt with clues hidden all over your house.  Instead of giving the same, plain old box of chocolates, let yourself be the gift at the end, only dressed as a hot-fudge sundae. Who says you have to purchase expensive lingerie, save your money and make a whip-cream bikini.
2. For those whom are budding writers, grab a package of those terrible, chalky-tasting candy hearts and create a naughty love-poem for your significant other. Can’t find the word you are looking for? Simply write it on the heart yourself. Although, I would strongly advice against eating hearts that have been glued or written on.
3. Tired of the old, dinner and a movie routine. No problem! Send the kids over to grandma’s house and ask your lover to meet you at a swank hotel bar.  This is where a great imagination and improvisation is key. Role-play with your significant other as you meet as strangers. Put your best move’s to the test. Having trouble deciding just who to be feel free to choose from our list.  Fancy people with accents, no problem, create your own! Love a man in uniform, then have hubs dress accordingly and you can be the temptress that meets him while he is on leave. Lastly, when all else fails drive to the nearest ‘adult shop’ and pick up a pre-fab costume, the ideas are endless!  Feeling shy, well don’t! Here’s a great article from men’s health magazine about the wonders of role-playing. http://www.menshealth.com
4. Last but not least, raid your naughty book shelf, yes you know you have one.  And read out loud sexy passages, then pass the book to your mate to read out loud. Hand to god, I’ve done this before and it works once you get past the giggles.

This week I was over at Smexybooks Blog about my love of Kresley Cole’s Dark Desires After Dusk

Winners of the 14 Days of Man Love Contest:

Since there were so many participants I decided to add 3 winners!!!

Leontine

Miranda

TwilightMom (Jen)

Congrats! You won a free Male Male Ebook on me!!!! Please contact me by email smokinghotbooks (at) gmail (dot) com for the book, I will be sending you a promotional code with a link to the publisher or Amazon/Kindle promotion if you have a Kindle.  Thank you all for participating in our man love celebration!!!

Choose from one below:

LB Gregg

Gobsmack (available in Kindle)

Cover Me (available in Kindle)

Josh Lanyon

Don’t Look Back (available in Kindle)

Strongest Shape by Tessa Cardenas (m/m/m) (available in Kindle)

JL Langley

Broken H

Tin Star

My Fair Captain (available in Kindle)

Englor Affair  (available in Kindle)

With Reservations (Available in Kindle)

With Caution (Available in Kindle)

Tere Michaels

Faith and Fidelity

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