Dear K.C.,
Ho Ho Hoe…I mean Ho. I was just checking my list for a second time and sure enough your name is on the naughty side. I can’t believe some of the mischief you’ve been up to!
Naughty 1.: Am I Too Vanilla for BDSM?
Naughty 2: Q and A From a M/M Virgin Does your father know about this?
Naughty 3. Social Taboo that Is Erotica What’s Up With the Bad Rap?
Naughty 4. Weresnakes?
Naughty 5: Death by Sex Fae? Who is Barrons and why do you have hearts drawn around his name?
Just what kind of books have you been reading missy *peers intimidating at K.C.* ?
If you hear a bump on your condo roof on Christmas Eve, don’t investigate, it’s just me brining you your coal. Also don’t think I can’t get past your security alarm, I taught that tool Chris Angel everything he knows.
I hope you can pull it together and clean up your act for next year missy. Why I remember when you were a good little girl, just look at you now. In order to make my nice list and get that Amazon Kindle you’ve been wanting, I need the following:
- Cookies lots and lots of cookies
- Santa get’s very very thirsty and recently became lactose intolerant. I will need at least a 6 pack of beer
- Santa also needs a 3 year subscription to Maxim for “research purposes”
Sincerely,
xoxoxxo Santa
Anyone else on Santa’s Naughty List?
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Oh priceless! Haha
Happy Holidays, I hope you get started on those cookies now cos Santa does not look too happy
Hilarious hon! You’re always cracking me up!
Frohe Weihnachten!
Being naughty makes life so much more interesting don’t ya think KC? Now it is time to flash your good side though *wink* I had a blast reading Santa’s letter and keeping my fingers crossed for that Kindle under your tree KC
LOL! You have been naughty indeed!
I’m with Leontine that it makes life so much more interesting! I wouldn’t want to mis my smutty books anymore, not even for 10 Kindles
Merry Christmas, sweetie!!
LMAO…KC you are too funny.
ps – I hear santa has a twin, smexy claus. He suit is leather, and his bag has verra naughty toys. I hear Mrs. Claus is a fan.
I am laughing out loud at this post…thanks!
That picture is going to give me nightmares.
Merry Christmas!
THAT is one disturbing picture!
Well I have been very naughty too. Let’s see. This year I have read books that involve:
A tree having sex with a woman.
3 brothers that grow and extra C*** during the full moon.
Naughty demons, vampires, and a wonderful ? by the name of Barrons who has lots of tattoos all over his body!
But I think if Santa saw how loved you are on Twitter because of how happy you make us, he would not leave you coal, but your Kindle.
Merry Christmas from your Coupon Pimp!!
Pah! Santa, she should be rewarded that Kindle for her naughtiness…Didn’t you know naughty is the new black?? No? Well now you know and go get some clothes cuz that pic of yours is really, really disturbing! How can I have some naughty daydreams with pics like that clouding my vision? Shoo…go now.
KC, hon! Have a wonderful Christmas!
Naughty KC, just naughty!! Try not to make too much of a mess with all that coal, okay?
@blodeuedd I’m baking the cookies right now!
@Susi the only German I know is pfferneuse…
@Leontine I’m hoping that a six pack will bribe Santa to put me on his nice list
@Janna No way, no how, am I giving up my smutty books.
@Mandi really? Can you pass on my number to the naughty twin Santa ’cause I want to roll with that guy.
@Penelope tell me about it. Santa almost makes me want to behave myself…
@Wendy I dunno I think he still has some game? No?
@Belinda *hugs* to my coupon pimp!!!
@Pearl *bats eyelashes* all I want for Christmas is for you to read one Stephanie Myers book *looks innocent*…
@The Book Vixen *wipes coal off of face* I’ll clean up the mess I swears!
@Leontine I’m hoping that a six pack will bribe Santa to put me on his nice list
@Smokinghotbooks – You think Santa will be impressed with a Dutch/Belgium or German beer? Cause I can beam you up some of those. Anything to help you get your Kindle KC
@Leontine you haz the good stuff? Beam me up Scottie..er I mean Leontine.
now look what you have done! All that naughtiness has you preggers! :p
@kindle Vixen I AM NOT PREGGERS WENDY LIES!!!
Oh my gosh, I am lmbo!!!!!!!
Girl you are something else.
Hummm… A six pack of beer… Wonder if some playboys would bribe him too… I mean I love my eye candy… so maybe he would like some too…
Humm off to make sure I have my items ready for Saint Nick…
Have a very smoking hawt sexy Christmas!
Oooh that’s low KC! Just low… I am NOT reading that damn book! Read my lips: N.O.T.
Well, personally I think Santa was pretty rude for calling you a ‘ho, KC, but then I’ve noticed that members of the older generation can sometimes be pretty judgemental when it comes to smut.
@Pearl I’m regrouping and will try different Twilight tactics on you after Christmas…
@Kris *shakes head* the older generation just doesn’t “get” Smut.
Happy holidays my dear…
While I agree with Santa and you have been a naughty girl, Santa is a little devil himself…
I think he should add a gym membership to his list….
Maxim indeed!!!!
E.H>
Merry Christmas Ms Naughty! I bet it was all worth it — ending up on the naughty list.
It’s got to be more fun being on the naughty list then the nice list, right? I hope you had a wonderful Christmas! I have an award for you at My place